That's the God's honest truth right there. And if he's that "eligible", there's a good chance he's got more than one baby mama (if he didn't then, he does by now).

As for the "tripped as you left" part, that's also true. But listen, I'm a man; I understand allowing yourself to being mislead by the part of your body with the loudest voice in one's decision-making process but the smallest stake. I've been places I shouldn't have, stayed when I shouldn't have, and certainly made decisions I regretted later. Eventually (hopefully) you reach a point of maturity when you know where your weaknesses lay, whether they be physical or emotional temptation or familiarity due to past experiences, and you avoid situations that expose those weaknesses. Every man out there has at least one situation he needs to stay away from, and hopefully Mr Wrong learned his lesson, as I had to, and if I'm honest, every single one of my brothers.